Dr. Laura Fantasizes about Bruce Willis

Posted on May 1, 2007. Filed under: entertainment, funny, humor, life, media, radio, writing |

This little knowledge gem may never get back to the former well-haired stud of Moonlighting fame but it sure as heck should. This super juicy tidbit came up after Dr. Laura encouraged, as she oft does, one of her loyal females listeners to immediately disrobe and “jump” her husband’s bones instead of continuing to argue with him. Per usual, Dr. Laura asks said frustrated housewife if she owns a teddy instead of continuing the discussion. Housewife offers a hesitant yes and Dr. Laura demands that instead of arguing to just put on your pretty teddy, light some candles-whatever it takes to get in the mood-and “jump his bones.” While interesting, this is Dr. Laura’s advice for many-not all-arguments between husband and wife and the best part comes next. Dr. Laura insists that the reluctant listener fantasize about a celebrity. When the listener insists that this is not something she does and not something she’s really into the intimidated listener eventually gives in and says she’ll try and think of someone! (I offer Johnny Depp and hunk-o-manliness Viggo Mortenson) Dr. Laura cackles some and then gets that low guilty tone in her voice admitting to millions of people that her personal fantasy man is indeed the Lethal Weapon himself, Bruce Willis. Does Dr. Laura know something the rest of us don’t? How lethal is that weapon anyway?

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